Monday, February 05, 2007

Guilty as charged

The perp: Rainey
The victim: my green sweater
The method: sneak into the bedroom and chew, chew, chew while the residents are at work
The verdict: guilty of first degree sweaterslaughter
The sentence: the guilty party is prohibited from entering the bedroom, and is ordered to a rehab program to overcome his wool addiction

1 comment:

Karen said...

SO FUNNY!!!! I'm sorry about your sweater. :(